She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i will never coherently bang her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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