I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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