All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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