he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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