Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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