Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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