sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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