New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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