Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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