So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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