Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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