Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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