I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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