I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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