So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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