He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
3pm strippers are depressing
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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