I don't think brook has ever known best
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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