is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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