yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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