the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Randomize