Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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