Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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