if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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