idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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