i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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