My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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