drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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