I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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