yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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