SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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