I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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