I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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