I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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