Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
where are my eyebrows?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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