She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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