I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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