I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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