You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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