wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
This is classic penis vs brain.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize