So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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