Dual....:-)
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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