the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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