It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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