He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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