I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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