I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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