Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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