I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Panties = found
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize