There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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