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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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